Randy ([info]randyyaowins) wrote,
2006-03-16 20:22:00
To continue the conversation from yesterday:
If you were to form a fellowship of nine heroes (real or mythical) for a journey, who would you take?

My party:
1. Superman
2. Chuck Norris (mythical)
3. Bruce Lee
4. Stephen Hawking
5. Gandalf (the White)
6. Yuna (after learning all white magic and summons)
7. Optimus Prime
8. Yoda (pre-episode I)
9. Bill Gates

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm prepared for just about anything with a group like this. Bill Gates is just there for the monies and teh computer magicks if needed.

I was bored a photoshopped a picture of this team, but the file got fucked up. Just understand that Stephen Hawking riding on the shoulder of Optimus Prime is perhaps the most amazing thing ever.

I hope I did not just fuck up my scanner when I kicked it.

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[info]zennesaispas

March 17 2006, 03:56:18 UTC 6 years ago

hmm.

1. dumbledore
2. dorian grey (actually, he is evil and vain.)
3. elizabeth bennet
3. michelangelo
4. edward scissorhands
5. sailor saturn
6. battousai/himura kenshin (but i prefer the blood-thirsty unfeeling one.)
7. zach braff
8. draco malfoy (he is evil and cowardly as well.)
9. yo yo ma
ok, so they're not really all heros. but between them you have a scythe, a sakabato, a cello, and scissor!hands.

curses! this is keeping me from studying...

[info]zennesaispas

March 17 2006, 03:58:10 UTC 6 years ago

shoot. i repeated number three.

[info]randyyaowins

March 17 2006, 04:04:11 UTC 6 years ago

I think Michaelangelo is the more useful of your number threes with his Sistine Chapel painting abilities. And he can shoot lasers from his eyes.

[info]randyyaowins

March 17 2006, 04:07:01 UTC 6 years ago

And is a master with nunchucks

[info]zennesaispas

March 18 2006, 02:58:49 UTC 6 years ago

NO.
they didn't teach us that in humanities... but he was pretty sweet at foreshortening and avoiding interaction with inferior artists.

[info]gm_yitzhak

March 17 2006, 18:26:23 UTC 6 years ago

1. The Silver Surfer
2. Chuck Norris
3. Freakazoid
4. MacGyver
5. Samuel L. Jackson
6. Jenna Jameson (being able to deepthroat an entire 13 inch cucumber is a superpower in my book)
7. Racer X (Speed Racer's lost brother)
8. He-Man
9. Jesus

Samuel L. Jackson would wither Bruce Lee's soul with a crushing onslaught of pure badass, and He-Man destroys him with a massive bolt of homosex for the win.

The Silver Surver is as smart as Stephen Hawking AND has the "power cosmic". Superman can't touch this shit.

Jenna Jameson stuns men and women alike with her tits of doom, and her nipples shoot venereal diseases.

Racer X always shows up just in the nick of time.

Chuch Norris and MacGyver can team up as their own indefagitable uberforce.
Freakazoid can make airplane sounds, and Jesus casts 'FullCure' and 'Revive' spells on the whole party.

[info]randyyaowins

March 17 2006, 20:33:00 UTC 6 years ago

Jesus also casts Life 3 on himself.

Anonymous

March 17 2006, 19:42:03 UTC 6 years ago

i only need 3

1. mister game and watch
2. mewtwo (post-pokemon.the.first.movie)
3. zhang ziyi

mister game and watch handles most tangible things. mewtwo handles all that is intangible and now that he understands love nothing to stop him. and last, if the enemy is an unstoppable and invincible person whos only weakness is seduction by a perfect woman, i win because none of you have a seducer and jenna jameson is pretty ugly in RL.

THE ENDKKTHXBYE

-roger, currently in lj deletion mode

[info]randyyaowins

March 17 2006, 20:33:44 UTC 6 years ago

Re: i only need 3

mister game and watch can't handle shit.

[info]teachershateme

March 18 2006, 16:47:59 UTC 6 years ago

Re: i only need 3

he can handle frying sausages.

[info]gm_yitzhak

March 19 2006, 02:19:45 UTC 6 years ago

Re: i only need 3

By "frying sausages" I assume you meant "servicing penises"

[info]mylifewill

February 19 2007, 06:38:32 UTC 5 years ago

1) optimus prime (duh.. he's a fatherly leader figure.. and a truck)
2) harry potter (has a strange habit of not dying.. always good)
3) grant from jurassic park (never know when you'll fight raptors.. clever girl)
4) indiana jones (self-explanatory)
5) nick alkamade (dead (died 1987) british tailgunner during world war II.. jumped out of a plane at 5500 meters and managed to slow his descent with pine trees and snow, suffering only a sprained leg. the man was born with a horseshoe in his rectum. so.. yeah, i basically only want him in the group to extract lucky from his cold, dead fingers)
6) sun wu kong (self-explanatory)
7) the nemesis (RE3.. self-explanatory, i think)
8) Zeratul (starcraft.. never know when you need a telepathic ninja shadow thing)
9) Solid Snake (MGS)
10) wait.. stephen hawking, because we need someone we can leave behind if we need to make a... "retreat."

[info]randyyaowins

March 19 2009, 22:37:16 UTC 3 years ago

omgwtfbbq. I decided to kill some time today reading old LJ entries and you somehow show up with a comment in this one.
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